Contribute to my new JOKE BLOG. March 15, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in Jokes, comedy.add a comment
I have set up a new JOKE BLOG called The Laugh Line. A coworker has provided the first few jokes and I am looking for some more submissions.
The way it works:
I have a Grand Central account for you to call 209-642-4112.
After my message, record your joke.
I will review the recorded jokes.
If I like them, I will post a link on The Laugh Line BLOG that you can click on to hear the joke in the voice of the person who submitted it.
By leaving a recording of your joke, the recording becomes my property, and you are giving me the right to post it on The Laugh Line BLOG or use the recording in any manner I may choose in the future.
Please keep the jokes fairly clean, as The Laugh Line BLOG is meant for an all ages audience.
If you have some Adult humor, I guess I could always start another Joke Blog with an adult rating.
Hope you have some good ones for me.
Mike
Win $75,000 from FoodNetwork.com March 15, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in contests, sweepstakes.Tags: $75, 000, cash, food, foodnetwork, network, win
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Foodnetwork.com is giving away $75,000.
Enter once per day through March 31, 2008.
Win a new computer and more from LorealKids.com March 15, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in computer, contests, sweepstakes.Tags: computer, dr, horton, kids, loreal, movie, seuss, who
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LorealKids.com is giving away a computer and more to promote the new Dr. Seuss’ “Horton Hears a Who!” movie.
Only one entry is allowed. Enter by March 31, 2008
PRIZES:
One (1) Grand Prize: a Desktop Computer with computer processing unit (CPU), monitor, keyboard and mouse. Approximate retail value (“ARV”) of Grand Prize: $999.00 In addition, Sponsor will donate 15 Desktop Computers each with CPU, monitor, keyboard and mouse to the public school of winner’s choice or charitable organization, the choice of which winner may suggest, but final determination shall be Sponsor’s. ARV of donation: $14,995.00,
Five (5) First Prizes: a hometown movie screening. Each screening will take place in a local theater within 30 miles of the winner’s home, as determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion. Availability of screening (date and time) and movie to be screened (Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! if available, or if not, another movie to be determined by Sponsor) will be determined by Sponsor, in its sole discretion. Maximum attendance for each screening is winner and up to 249 guests as determined by venue space availability. Any additional expenses associated with prize acceptance including but not limited to, invitations, parking fees, tips, or concession purchases are the sole responsibility of the winner and/or their guests. ARV of each first prize: $1,000.
Fifty (50) Third Prizes: A Horton Hears a Who! activity book ARV: $16.00 each.
Win a Nintendo Wii from CompUSA.com March 15, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in contests, sweepstakes.Tags: compusa, game, nintendo, sweepstakes, wii
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CompUSA.com is giving away a Nintendo Wii every day through March 31, 2008 valued at $249.
Enter every day for a new chance to win.
Check the CompUSA.com site every day to see if you won.
Prize/Odds: Twenty-Two (22) Nintendo Wii’s, value of $249 each. See www.Compusa.com/win for complete details. Odds of winning will depend upon the number eligible entries received. Void where prohibited by law.
Win a 7 day Cruise from Bed Bath & Beyond March 5, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in sweepstakes.Tags: Bath, Bed, Beyond, card, cruise, gift, Line, Norwegian, sweepstakes
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Bed Bath & Beyond is giving away a 7 day cruise and other prizes.
Enter daily through April 20, 2008.
Prize details:
THREE (3) GRAND PRIZES: Each Grand Prize consists of two (2) Guest Cruise Tickets redeemable for travel on a Norwegian Cruise Line (“NCL”) Freestyle ® Cruise for two (2) people. Each winner will have his/her choice of any seven (7) day NCL cruise departing from and returning to a U.S. port that can be completed by April 30, 2009. Ships’ Registry: Bahamas and United States of America. A list of eligible cruises will be provided to winner by NCL. Travel may be booked any time after receipt of Guest Cruise Tickets. Cruise travel must be completed by April 30, 2009 or prize will be forfeited and Sponsor will have no further obligation to such winner. Specific Cruise reservation date availability will be provided at time of booking with NCL. Accommodations consist of one (1) oceanview stateroom, standard double occupancy. Each winner will be provided with Guest Cruise Tickets and booking instructions and will be subject to all of the applicable Terms and Conditions contained in the Guest Ticket Contract. Changes in booked travel are subject to NCL’s cancellation policy. Failure to comply with all terms and conditions may result in forfeiture of the prize. Grand prize also includes $2,500 in the form of a Pre-Paid MasterCard® Gift Card for use by winner and a $1,000 Bed Bath & Beyond Gift Card®.
Approximate Retail Value (“ARV”) of Grand Prize Package will vary depending upon cruise selected by each winner (ARV: $5,500 to $9,500 each).
FIVE (5) FIRST PRIZES: $500 Bed Bath & Beyond® Gift Card ARV: $500 each.
TEN (10) SECOND PRIZES: $250 Bed Bath & Beyond® Gift Card ARV: $250 each.
Win a Home Theater System From Francesco Rinaldi (Pasta Sauce) March 5, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in contests, sweepstakes.Tags: camcorder, damatians, Disney, dvd, home theater, LCD TV, pasta, rinaldi, sweepstakes
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Francesco Rinaldi is giving away a JVC Home Theater System in its 101 Dalmatians DVD Sweepstakes.
Enter through June 2, 2008.
Prize Details:
One (1) Grand Prize: A 47″ Full HD LCD model TV LT47P789 (ARV $2,299), plus a 1200 Watt Home Theater System model TH-D60 (ARV $499).
One (1) First Prize: A Full HD Hard Disk Drive Camcorder model GZ-HD5 (ARV $1,299).
One (1) Second Prize: A 30GB Hard Drive Camcorder model GZ-MG335 (ARV $499).
One Hundred (100) Third Prizes: Disney’s “101 Dalmatians” DVD (ARV $29.99).
Win a Custom Motorcycle from Orange County Choppers. March 5, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in contests, sweepstakes.Tags: sweepstakes, win, OCC, Orange County Choppers, Orange, County, Choppers, custom, bike, motorcycle, Teutul, Paul Sr, Paul Jr
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That’s right OCC fans, Orange County Choppers is giving away another custom bike. This one is valued at $65,000. Hope the winner has enough cash to pay taxes on this great prize. Enter 20 times per month through March 31, 2008.
Prize Details:
One (1) Grand Prize will be awarded. The Grand Prize consists of one (1) Orange County Choppers motorcycle. The
approximate retail value of the Grand Prize is sixty-five thousand dollars ($65,000.00).
Win a $50,000 Dream Vacation from Ladies Home Journal March 5, 2008
Posted by mikesdigitalworld in contests, sweepstakes.Tags: contest, florida, Miami, spa, sweepstakes, trip, vacation, villa, win, wine
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Ladies Home Journal is giving away a $50,000 Dream Vacation for four. Prize includes $20,000 cash which will help you pay the tax on this great prize. Enter once per day through April 15, 2008. Must be 21.
Winner also has the option of taking a cash option of $50,000.
Prize details:
One (1) winner will receive a 4 day/5 night dream vacation prize package for four (4) adults at a Villa Home in Miami, Florida, approximate retail value (“ARV”) $19,500, including: voucher for round trip coach air transportation for four from major airport nearest winner’s home, ARV $5,000; $5,500 for use on Villa services (such as meals, wine, spa treatments); and a check for $20,000; total prize package ARV $50,000. Vacation package must be used between May 1, 2008-November 16, 2008. All other expenses not listed are the responsibility of the winner. Actual value of prize package will depend on market conditions, place of departure and dates/times of travel. Any difference between the stated value and actual value of any prize component will not be awarded.Or winner may elect to receive a cash prize of $50,000.
